Episode #42 – “Calm Before the Storm”

Narrator: Mark Mark was supposed to go to the gym.He didn’t. Instead, he sat down. Because the couch gave him a look. Not literally—he hopes—but something about the cushions felt… persuasive. For the first time, Mark begins to suspect the couch is more than just furniture. It might be watching. And waiting. This episode marks:…

Narrator: Mark Mark’s in a work meeting, doing his best impression of someone who understands spreadsheets. Then someone asks about his weekend. He could lie. He could deflect. Instead… he says the words: Goat Sabotage. This episode features: He didn’t mean to say it.But now they know.And someone’s already asking what episode to start with.And…

Narrator: Mark Mark attends a Zoom meeting in the loosest possible sense of the word. Camera off. Mic muted. Physically present, spiritually detached. As corporate jargon echoes in the background, he drifts into thoughts of better things—like streaming services, snacks, and meaningful silence. This episode includes: Sometimes “working from home” just means “sitting near responsibilities.”And…