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Episode #35: “Just One Episode”

ByMark

Narrator: Nathan

Nathan tells himself he’ll watch just one episode of Goat Sabotage. A reasonable, grown-up plan. That somehow turns into three seasons, fourteen emotional events, and a very loud debate with his toaster.

This episode features:

  • The universal streaming spiral
  • Zero self-control, maximum snack consumption
  • And a dangerously passionate rant about Linda… to no one

He started at 9 PM.
He looked up and it was Tuesday.
He’s not proud. But he is informed.

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