Episode #33: “Nathan”

ByMark May 7, 2025April 15, 2025

Narrator: Nathan

Nathan walks into a barber shop. Says his name. Immediately gets the look—like he’s either going to talk about crypto… or Goat Sabotage. He does neither. At first.

This episode features:

Nathan’s first solo narration
A low-stakes haircut turned cultural awakening
And the moment he realizes people he doesn’t even know are watching the show

He didn’t bring it up.
But someone else did.
And now he’s recommending episodes. In public.

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