Merch

Wear your loyalty. Confuse strangers. Make the couch proud.

From #TeamPickles tees to cryptic Goat Sabotage gear, this is where 2Dollar.TV leaves the screen and clings to your torso.
Whether you’re here for the goats, the couch, or the existential vacuum—you’ll find something to represent your emotional damage.

Quantities may be limited. Dignity definitely is.

Go check out the store:
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