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Episode #41 – “It’s Everywhere Now”

ByMark

Narrator: Nathan

It’s official—this Goat Sabotage feud has left living rooms and taken over the world.

Nathan steps in to show just how far it’s spread. From sky-written messages to coffee shop apron wars, it’s no longer a casual fandom. It’s a movement. And Mark? Yeah, he’s spiraling.

This episode features:

  • A blimp carrying a Linda Forever message
  • Office equipment now taking sides
  • And Mark making deeply questionable life choices involving bumper stickers

The Finals are next week.

And the world is dangerously ready.

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