Narrator: Nathan Mark’s sabotage obsession has officially reached string-on-the-wall levels, and Nathan’s just here to witness the collapse—with popcorn. This episode features: Spoiler: It’s Daniella.And Nathan’s starting to think…Maybe she’s not the one sabotaging anything.Maybe she’s the reason to stick around.
Narrator: Kathy Mark’s obsession with sabotage has officially spiraled out of control—and Kathy has a front-row seat to the unraveling. This episode features: The Sabotage Spiral is here. And no snack is safe.
Narrator: Mark Mark has fully entered his sabotage era. Convinced that every minor inconvenience is a coordinated attack, he starts connecting dots no one else can even see. This episode features: The couches. The vacuums. Possibly Kathy. They’re all in on it. At least… that’s what Mark thinks.
Narrator: Mark The couches have declared a silent cold war. And now… the appliances are circling. Daniella’s robot vacuum arrives—sleek, efficient, and emotionally unavailable. Vinny, Mark’s long-suffering vacuum, doesn’t take it well. He retreats to his charging dock like a disgraced general and refuses to leave. This episode features: If the couches are at war…The…
Narrator: Mark Daniella’s moved in. Her stuff barely takes up space—except for one very important item: her couch. Now, it’s sitting directly across from The Couch. And somehow… they’re locked in a silent battle for dominance. This episode features: Two couches. One living room.The stand-off has begun.
Narrator: Kathy After missing the Finals, Mark and Kathy finally sit down to watch what the whole world’s been talking about. No drama. No big gestures. Just the quiet kind of moment that feels… bigger than TV. This episode features: They watched it. Together. With snacks. With power. With closure. And just like that… the…
Narrator: Mark The Finals were supposed to be everything. But when his sister Daniella calls for help, Mark has to make a choice between his personal obsession and his real life. Kathy agrees to wait. Mark misses the Finals. And somewhere between hauling furniture and a life-altering couch decision, Mark realizes this moment might change…
Narrator: Kathy The Finals are just days away. And for the first time in a while… everything is quiet. Kathy reflects on how far things have spiraled—bumper stickers, fandom feuds, and the looming showdown between Pickles and Linda. With nothing left to say, she and Mark sit in silence. The TV isn’t even on. But…
Narrator: Nathan It’s official—this Goat Sabotage feud has left living rooms and taken over the world. Nathan steps in to show just how far it’s spread. From sky-written messages to coffee shop apron wars, it’s no longer a casual fandom. It’s a movement. And Mark? Yeah, he’s spiraling. This episode features: The Finals are next…