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Episode #47 – “It’s All Connected”

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Narrator: Mark

Mark has fully entered his sabotage era. Convinced that every minor inconvenience is a coordinated attack, he starts connecting dots no one else can even see.

This episode features:

  • A missing mug that’s clearly part of a larger conspiracy
  • Paper towels repositioned like a warning
  • And Kathy raising an eyebrow… which obviously means something

The couches. The vacuums. Possibly Kathy.

They’re all in on it.

At least… that’s what Mark thinks.

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