Suspending Production
For the time being, we’re suspending production. Episodes might come back. If you’re interested in seeing more, let us know in the comments.
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For the time being, we’re suspending production. Episodes might come back. If you’re interested in seeing more, let us know in the comments.
Narrator: Mark Daniella’s moved in. Her stuff barely takes up space—except for one very important item: her couch. Now, it’s sitting directly across from The Couch. And somehow… they’re locked in a silent battle for dominance. This episode features: Two couches. One living room.The stand-off has begun. 📄 Download a PDF of This Article 1,000+…
Narrator: Mark There’s a debate now between two goats on Goat Sabotage: Linda and Pickles.Kathy picked a side.So did Mark. At first, it was fun—friendly teasing, handmade signs, a glittery crown for the cat.But then came the rewinding. The narrating. The quoting of goat nicknames.And now the couch might be neutral, but the fridge is…
Narrator: Kathy Kathy’s just trying to make coffee when someone casually drops a question that stops her cold:“Did you watch the new Goat Sabotage?” Now it’s not just Mark.It’s not just her.It’s out there. This episode features: She didn’t answer.She just sipped her coffee.And quietly picked a side.And the couch won’t confirm or deny. 📄…
Narrator: Mark Mark’s in a work meeting, doing his best impression of someone who understands spreadsheets. Then someone asks about his weekend. He could lie. He could deflect. Instead… he says the words: Goat Sabotage. This episode features: He didn’t mean to say it.But now they know.And someone’s already asking what episode to start with.And…
Narrator: Nathan Nathan walks into a barber shop. Says his name. Immediately gets the look—like he’s either going to talk about crypto… or Goat Sabotage. He does neither. At first. This episode features: He didn’t bring it up.But someone else did.And now he’s recommending episodes. In public. 📄 Download a PDF of This Article 1,000+…
Narrator: Mark Mark reflects on his smart TV’s history of terrible suggestions—endless replays, fungus-themed documentaries, and the unsettling idea that the TV might be trolling him. But then… something changes. And Mark starts to wonder if the TV isn’t just smart—it’s watching him back. This episode features: He didn’t choose the show.It chose him.Probably.. 📄…