A "Linda Forever" sticker

Episode #39: “It Started as a Joke”

Narrator: Mark

There’s a debate now between two goats on Goat Sabotage: Linda and Pickles.
Kathy picked a side.
So did Mark.

At first, it was fun—friendly teasing, handmade signs, a glittery crown for the cat.
But then came the rewinding. The narrating. The quoting of goat nicknames.
And now the couch might be neutral, but the fridge is becoming a battleground.

This episode features:

  • The beginning of the #TeamPickles vs. #TeamLinda war
  • Competitive silence during credits
  • And a cat who may or may not be royalty

It’s still a joke.
Probably.
But some stickers have long-term consequences.
And that felt like enough.

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