Episode #17: “First Date”
Narrator: Mark
Mark goes on a first date. There are candles. Small talk. Actual eye contact. It’s going well—until the conversation turns to streaming, and Mark reveals he’s been watching… something. Something with goats. Something he wasn’t ready to explain.
This episode is a turning point:
- The debut of the future co-lead (unnamed, but sharp-eyed)
- A slow collision of real connection and questionable viewing habits
- And the first time Mark realizes this might be more than TV
It wasn’t just a first date.
It was the beginning of the show (!).
And honestly… no one’s blinking.
