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Episode #28: “What I Did Over the Weekend”

ByMark

Narrator: Mark

Mark’s in a work meeting, doing his best impression of someone who understands spreadsheets. Then someone asks about his weekend. He could lie. He could deflect. Instead… he says the words: Goat Sabotage.

This episode features:

  • An abrupt overshare
  • Coworkers suddenly too curious
  • And a slow, creeping realization that the show might be spreading

He didn’t mean to say it.
But now they know.
And someone’s already asking what episode to start with.
And the couch won’t confirm or deny.

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