nathan

Narrator: Nathan Nathan tells himself he’ll watch just one episode of Goat Sabotage. A reasonable, grown-up plan. That somehow turns into three seasons, fourteen emotional events, and a very loud debate with his toaster. This episode features: He started at 9 PM.He looked up and it was Tuesday.He’s not proud. But he is informed.

Narrator: Nathan Nathan walks into a barber shop. Says his name. Immediately gets the look—like he’s either going to talk about crypto… or Goat Sabotage. He does neither. At first. This episode features: He didn’t bring it up.But someone else did.And now he’s recommending episodes. In public.