Episode #9: “Gym Membership”
Narrator: Mark
Mark reviews his past fitness failures—from short-lived gym memberships to a breakup-by-pizza slice. One gym even celebrated their imaginary anniversary together. Now older, wiser, and slightly more sedentary, he reflects on the one commitment he hasn’t regretted: his $2 streaming habit.
This episode features:
- Emotional push-ups (zero physical ones)
- A surprising amount of guilt from automated emails
- And a quiet realization that not all subscriptions are shameful
Some memberships cost more than money.
This one just costs $2.
And zero burpees.
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