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Episode #12: “Robot Vacuum”

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Narrator: Mark

Mark returns to what should be an empty apartment—only to hear the TV turn on by itself. A creeping sense of unease follows… until he spots the robot vacuum slowly passing by, casually bumping into nothing. Or… maybe everything.

This episode introduces:

  • The robot vacuum (unnamed, untrustworthy, possibly plotting)
  • A moment of unexpected dread in broad daylight
  • Mark’s growing suspicion that his apartment may be more emotionally aware than he is

The couch didn’t move.
The vacuum did.
And that’s somehow worse.

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