Episode #8: “Smart TV”

Narrator: Mark Mark heads in for a routine checkup, but finds himself emotionally unprepared for the waiting room silence. Out comes the phone. In comes the stream. And suddenly, 2Dollar.TV becomes less of a service… and more of a coping mechanism. This episode includes: It was just a checkup.But emotionally…It was a reboot. If Mark’s…

Narrator: Mark Stranded in Boarding Group C, Mark finds himself stuck between a delayed flight and a man aggressively eating trail mix. With time to kill and noise-cancelling turned up, he opens his phone and returns to the goat show. Still unnamed. Still haunting him. This episode features: He was supposed to fly.Instead, he spiraled.And…

Narrator: Mark Mark returns home to find his cat sitting on the remote—and, unintentionally, in full control of the television. What starts as an inconvenience spirals into a moment of strange vulnerability, accidental binge-watching, and one deeply emotional robot vacuum, pass-by. This episode introduces: No one speaks.Snacks are consumed.The couch creaks.The cat doesn’t move. And…

Narrator: Kathy Mark called it a “casual hang.”There were printed name tags.He arranged snacks by emotional intensity.And someone (Nathan) may have brought a Goat Sabotage theory board. This episode features: It was supposed to be low-key. Now there’s yelling about Linda. And Kathy may never see tortilla chips the same way again. If Mark’s Grandma…

Narrator: Mark Mark’s in a work meeting, doing his best impression of someone who understands spreadsheets. Then someone asks about his weekend. He could lie. He could deflect. Instead… he says the words: Goat Sabotage. This episode features: He didn’t mean to say it.But now they know.And someone’s already asking what episode to start with.And…