#TeamLinda bumper sticker on a car

Episode #40 – “It’s Not Just Us”

Narrator: Mark

What started as a playful rivalry between Mark and Kathy is officially out of their control.

A #TeamPickles bumper sticker. A glittery #TeamLinda decal. Heated snack aisle debates over goat performance strategies. It’s no longer just a friendly disagreement—it’s a full-blown cultural divide, and the Finals are looming.

This episode features:

  • The moment they realize the world is choosing sides
  • Snack aisle diplomacy breakdowns
  • And a silent, respectful nod that says everything

The battle lines are drawn. And Pickles and Linda?

They’re heading for the Finals.

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