Narrator: Mark
They invite a friend over to watch Goat Sabotage. Seems harmless. He’s curious. They’re caught up. What could go wrong?
Everything.
This episode features:
He picked a side.
It was the wrong one.
And now everything is weird.
Narrator: Mark Mark returns to what should be an empty apartment—only to hear the TV turn on by itself. A creeping sense of unease follows… until he spots the robot vacuum slowly passing by, casually bumping into nothing. Or… maybe everything. This episode introduces: The couch didn’t move.The vacuum did.And that’s somehow worse. 📄 Download…
Narrator: Mark There’s a debate now between two goats on Goat Sabotage: Linda and Pickles.Kathy picked a side.So did Mark. At first, it was fun—friendly teasing, handmade signs, a glittery crown for the cat.But then came the rewinding. The narrating. The quoting of goat nicknames.And now the couch might be neutral, but the fridge is…
Narrator: Mark Mark reviews his past fitness failures—from short-lived gym memberships to a breakup-by-pizza slice. One gym even celebrated their imaginary anniversary together. Now older, wiser, and slightly more sedentary, he reflects on the one commitment he hasn’t regretted: his $2 streaming habit. This episode features: Some memberships cost more than money.This one just costs…
Narrator: Mark Stranded in Boarding Group C, Mark finds himself stuck between a delayed flight and a man aggressively eating trail mix. With time to kill and noise-cancelling turned up, he opens his phone and returns to the goat show. Still unnamed. Still haunting him. This episode features: He was supposed to fly.Instead, he spiraled.And…
Narrator: Kathy Kathy gets home late. Mark’s on the couch, staring at the TV menu like it personally wronged him. No flinch. No words. Just silence, tension, and the kind of stillness that says, “I didn’t watch it. But I thought about it.” This episode includes: No accusations.No apologies.Just the menu. And everything it means.th…
Narrator: Mark Mark can’t sleep. So he does what any rational person does at 2:17 a.m.—he Googles Goat Sabotage. What he finds raises more questions than answers. Fan theories. Fencing breakdowns. A timeline nobody asked for. And maybe… a little clarity. This episode includes: He thought it was just a show.Now he’s not so sure.And…