Featurette #5: “So… We’re Making Our Own Presents Now?”
Narrator: Mark We had a company-wide budget meeting. First cut: no more paper towels in the bathroom. We’re “air-drying in solidarity.” Then they took away the fridge… said it was “promoting perishable privilege.” Our Zoom license expired mid-meeting, so the last half was done on speakerphone… from someone’s Apple Watch. Computer Support has been merged…
