All Featurettes
Narrator: Mark We had a company-wide budget meeting. First cut: no more paper towels in the bathroom. We’re “air-drying in solidarity.” Then they took away the fridge… said it was “promoting perishable privilege.” Our Zoom license expired mid-meeting, so the last half was done on speakerphone… from someone’s Apple Watch. Computer Support has been merged…
Narrator: Nathan No childhood memories. No college dorm stories. Just a broken vending machine and a granola bar that started it all. In this warm and surprisingly revealing featurette, Nathan tells the story of how he met Mark—and why he stuck around. From vending machine justice to awkward loyalty, this is the origin of the…
Narrator: Mark’s Ex Mark called her toxic and clingy.She’s got some notes. In this hilariously savage and surprisingly honest featurette, we hear the ex’s side of the breakup first mentioned in Episode #4. She clears the air on the Netflix login, the toothbrush, the condiments, and the couch—yes, even the couch. This episode features: She’s…
Narrator: The TV In this quiet, oddly emotional origin story, Mark’s TV finally speaks. After being won in a pudding-eating bet with Nathan (terms: one TV, $2), it has spent every day since trying to make sense of Mark’s life… through recommended content. From bizarre game shows to shows that seem designed to break him…
Narrator: Vinny the Robot Vacuum Vinny—an unassuming robot vacuum made in Germany—breaks his silence. In this rare, introspective monologue, he recounts his journey from factory floor to living room duty. Along the way, he reflects on silent standoffs with the cat, snack-fueled emotional spirals, and the mysterious nature of the couch. This featurette reveals: He’s…