All episodes of 2Dollar TV.
Narrator: Mark Mark details a perfect storm of minor disasters—coffee on the shirt, mystery gum, shattered phone, a disappointing $18 lunch, and the soul-crushing slow pace of a tractor in traffic. He returns home defeated, hoping the couch—and maybe 2Dollar.TV—can salvage what’s left of his dignity. This episode includes: Sometimes you don’t need a solution.You…
Narrator: Mark Mark reflects on the day’s spending choices—namely, a $2 bottle of water he didn’t need and surprise guac he didn’t ask for. This leads to a spontaneous cost-benefit analysis of bad habits, questionable upgrades, and the shocking value of his streaming service. This episode includes: Sometimes enlightenment doesn’t come from a guru.It comes…
Narrator: Mark Mark orders a pizza. The delivery guy sees his TV setup and momentarily forgets the entire concept of pizza delivery. What follows is a slightly uncomfortable conversation about channels, streaming services, and emotional clarity—all before the breadsticks go cold. This episode delivers: No one asked Mark to pitch the service.But… he kind of…
Narrator: Mark Mark reflects on ending a toxic relationship with someone who wouldn’t stop using his Netflix login. He finds closure, not through conversation, but by changing passwords and making emotional eye contact with a loading screen. This episode explores: Breakups are hard.Streaming boundaries are harder.
Narrator: Mark Mark returns home to find his cat sitting on the remote—and, unintentionally, in full control of the television. What starts as an inconvenience spirals into a moment of strange vulnerability, accidental binge-watching, and one deeply emotional robot vacuum, pass-by. This episode introduces: No one speaks.Snacks are consumed.The couch creaks.The cat doesn’t move. And…
Narrator: Mark Mark recounts how his grandmother, once a quiet woman with strong opinions about pot roast, suddenly became a five-device streaming powerhouse after discovering 2Dollar.TV. She’s now emotionally attached to a goat named Pickles, possibly forming a parasocial relationship with a fictional livestock drama. This episode sets the tone for the series:
Narrator: Mark (Promo Style) In the very first episode, Mark breaks the fourth wall to pitch the existence of 2Dollar.TV: a streaming service with 1,000+ live channels, on-demand content, and zero nonsense. No relationships end. No goats appear. But the tone is set. This episode introduces: It’s not a show yet.It’s a warning.