Last updated: 4/21/2025

All Sales Final

All sales are considered final and there are no refunds.

Why? We just don’t have the administration staff to deal with this and memberships are cheap. You can cancel your membership in your account. The merch store is ran by Printify, not us, so they can help you with any issues there. Thank you.

Silly Disclaimers

Of course, shows like Goat Sabotage, Lawn Mower Wars, Pancake Flipping Live (love that one), Squid Cube (where an octopus solves a cube), and other shows we mention are purely fictional (as of right now). They are not available on CUE Streaming or any other platform (that we know of) and may never be. Do not look for them there. They exist only in the 2Dollar.TV universe.

Goat Sabotage is a fictional program portrayed within the 2Dollar.TV creative universe. All characters, events, goats, trainers, and competitions are purely the product of parody and storytelling. Any resemblance to real goats, goat-based competitions, or actual sabotage is entirely coincidental and, frankly, alarming. No animals were used, filmed, trained, or emotionally manipulated in the making of this universe.

Terms of Service

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1. Acceptance of Terms

These terms apply to all users of 2Dollar.TV. By creating an account, subscribing, or accessing any part of the service, you acknowledge that you’ve read and agree to be bound by these terms and our Privacy Policy.

2. User Accounts

When you register for an account, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your login credentials. You agree not to share your account with others. Any activity under your account is your responsibility.

3. Subscriptions and Billing

2Dollar.TV operates on a recurring subscription basis. Payments are securely processed through Stripe every 30 days. You can manage or cancel your subscription anytime by visiting your account on the Welcome Members page.

All sales are final. We do not offer refunds.

4. Content Ownership

All content on 2Dollar.TV—including videos, scripts, graphics, and text—is owned by us and protected by intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, redistribute, or share this content without permission.

5. License to View

While subscribed, you are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and view content on 2Dollar.TV for your personal, non-commercial use only. Sharing your login credentials or account access with others is strictly prohibited.

6. Account Termination

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate these terms—including, but not limited to, sharing login credentials, attempting to bypass access restrictions, or abusing the platform in any way.

7. Limitation of Liability

2Dollar.TV is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind. We make no guarantees regarding uninterrupted access, availability, or performance. To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any damages arising from your use—or inability to use—the site.

8. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms of Service from time to time. If we make changes, we’ll post them here and update the “Last updated” date above. Continued use of the service after any changes means you accept the revised terms.

9. Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at: info@2dollar.tv